Primal Satisfaction

By Nosphio

“Well, hey there, you pretty little girl you.” …and there he was, one on one with his uninvited company, and she didn’t speak back to his comment. He sees that she’s naked, her beautiful form stands before him without judgment, and she appears to know he is enjoying the gaze. He guesses she’s about six years old, maybe seven, “damn, she looks fine for being six,” he thinks to himself. He’s been around the girls long enough to guess an age within moments and he’s never over a year from the guess; he gets excited with a grim grin now set upon his face. He stares deep into her eyes, her wild eyes, and she only blinks but never releases the hold. He steps forward, slowly, inviting, but she coils back in response to his advance; no words, still staring at the other. Still holding his smile, he starts softly humming at her, leaving out a hand and takes another slow eventful step towards her, to his goal, his desire for her. She considers moving forward…

“Why don’t you come inside and get yourself warm. You look lost, girl. I was fixing to make dinner, and you’re welcome to come inside and get some food.

There’s a few girls and a boy here that you could make friends with real quick-like, but not after I’m done getting to know you better tonight, if you
catch my drift.” She only blinks. He notices that she’s wearing a very pretty red and golden necklace and it looks expensive, and that’s the only thing on her fragile frame, her gorgeous supple body… Even in her age, she yearns for another man’s touch, gently stroking her sensitive areas and begging for more, knowing this stranger man would gladly deliver what she craves most.

“I have strong hands, but don’t you worry, I would never hurt someone with a pretty face like yours, girlie.” She now takes two steps forward, but remains still; she’s naked, after all, a girl can never be too careful, especially at night. She’s shivering, partly from the cool air, and from being afraid. So cold is the crisp air of the evening’s breath, blowing gently up and down her body, but she doesn’t hold herself… she wants the man to accept her for who she is and what she looks like.

There is no other way than to take action; he now knows what he must do to get the girl inside his house for the night, and maybe longer if no one knows she’s missing. He wants to touch her, he needs her, and damn it, he will get her inside his house and lock the door… no matter what it takes. He smiles from ear to ear, still staring at her for a few more seconds before making his sudden move.

The man crouches down and starts slapping his knees excitedly, “Here, girl! Come here!” and he starts to whistle. She wags her tail, barks a few times, and leaps forward, giving the stranger a few licks. He starts to pet down the coat on her back; she loves it! He checks out her collar to see if there are any tags, but there are none. Looks like she found a new home with a wonderful owner!

Zombies

By: Kevin Keys

 

They rise from morgue tables and car crashes

They’ll bite off your face and eat your eyes

They aren’t the creatures of voodoo curses

They’re ravenous bastards that crave human flesh

 

 

They’ll bite off your face and eat your I’s

Their lives cut short and death suspended

They’re ravenous bastards that crave human flesh

They’re neither alive nor dead; walking corpses rent free their souls

 

 

Their lives cut short and death suspended

They aren’t the creatures of voodoo curses

They’re neither alive nor dead; walking corpses rent free their souls

They rise from morgue tables and car crashes

 

 

Nuclarity

By Lonnie Benson

The air was as cold and bitter as a witch’s tit. A few figures made their way through a tunnel that might have once been a hallway, full of random urban debris and dust that reflected what little light peaked through the cracks from the outside.

It was deep into the 21st or maybe even 22nd century, but it really didn’t matter. The Second Nuclear Age had become every bit as empowering as optimists had hoped, and yet as bad as was feared in the Cold War. The world wasn’t scoured entirely with scars from nuclear bombs, yet nuclear winter blanketed the skies of earth’s major cities, destroyed as a result. Interestingly enough, it was thanks to sabotage by an independent group of terrorists that were vehemently against the new popular energy source. Manhattan, for instance, got nearly all of its energy from Enercom’s conveniently placed nuclear reactor right in the middle of the island.

For decades, the reactor and administration buildings proudly stood with the rest of Manhattan’s famous skyline, a beacon of truly clean energy. The conglomerate was the first to insist and implement a new way of harnessing the power of the atom, proving it to be the most stable with the highest output yet—so safe and controlled, that it could efficiently and inexpensively power all of New York City (and then some!) right in Manhattan, with virtually no threat to its inhabitants. Many independent groups insisted that it was spewing out radiation that would eventually spread globally, infecting untold numbers of humans and other animals in ways nobody was ready for. The busy businessmen, natives of the island, often and reluctantly carried Geiger counters as they flooded and raced the streets on their way to and from meetings, unsure of how safe it could ever be to be so close to a nuclear power plant; yet, none ever even blipped in the running history of the plant. It truly was every bit as safe as was promised!

The determined ecoterrorists knew better. There had to be some undetectable radiation given off. There is no free lunch, and no fathomable way so much energy would and could be produced so cleanly. They knew better! They spent decades planning to topple the energy giant, insisting on rectifying the corruption Enercom spread as it quickly rose to the top. All of their infiltration missions had failed, and no evidence could be found to pin against Enercom. Why would the top floors of the Enercom building be so heavily lead-lined though? Why did the corporate bigwigs insist on bomb-proofing much of the top half of the skyscraper during construction if it was so safe? What were they hiding, and why? The constant espionage of the 13 Chimps unearthed nothing sinister, and there simply was no secret plot unearthed…so they did the most reasonable thing an ecoterrorist group would do. They blew it up.

Nobody knows or remembers who struck first of the various nuclear-capable countries, but it seemed to happen all around the same time. The 13 Chimps saw their window of opportunity and smashed it with a sledgehammer. As with the majority of the United States, Manhattan wasn’t ravaged by nuclear weaponry, or infested with radiation, but ecoterrorists are nothing if not determined, so they fixed the problem by destroying the reactor from the inside out. It was almost poetic really, as they sacrificed their lives to achieve their penultimate life goal, perpetuating the mutually assured destruction that already shifted the world everywhere else.

The initial explosion of the reactor, (or quantum mechanics or something—most of the science nerds had retreated or perished, so nobody really knows) rocked the island, decimating everything within a few hundred yards that surrounded it; everything, of course, except for the shining beacon of hope that was the seemingly untouched administration building.

Actually, it was somewhere in the remnants of the reactor that was shining. With a thick soup of black overcast preventing any sunlight through, the unnatural illumination was the only light source for the island. Those Geiger counters did come in handy though, as survivors quickly noticed that the beams of cracked light that showed the way to the only truly safe building around also contained annoying amounts of radiation. The convenient hand-held devices would crackle whenever someone wandered too close to a nook or cranny that radiation stalked in. Science had fortunately blessed the so fortunate, lucky survivors with RadAway, nifty spongy packs that absorbed harmful radiation before it would ravage the body. They initially sold well, but the public had little use for them.

Occasionally, the figures would find some of them scattered amongst the rubble. Sometimes there would be one or two stashed in a drawer or cabinet somewhere, but they were just temporary band-aids until the gang made it to the remaining Enercom structure. They would search the rooms of the hallways, but ultimately, they found their misery merely delayed by each discovery, returning to the hallways of buildings once thriving with life; once stuffed with pedestrian passers-by, but now decrepit and aged.Would they ever make it? And if they did, what then? What would they find at the top of that tower? Were there more survivors that were unscathed, or could they be some of the last living animals on the island? Would it matter?

Vacation to Syndication

By: Michael Martini

 

Switch on your TV and follow me

to a place where they’ll all know our names.

Where “three’s company” and we’ll make a “full house”

even so they’re all glad that we came.

 

“Step by Step” we’ll find out “who’s the boss” of the tube

as we dine with “the king of queens”

Become “bosom buddies” with Carrie and Doug

while we watch Tony Danza clean.

 

So turn on your TV and come with me

as we “taxi”  from station to station.

from Bel-air to Lanford and back again

in the timeliest of fashion.

 

We’ll go from “perfect strangers” to the best of “friends”

in a little under an hour.

Just a flick of the wrist and we’re “married with children”

all thanks to some battery power.

 

So turn on your cable if you’re willing and able

and know that we’re “mad about you”

it’s “the facts of life” that you’ll never be “Lost”

with “Charles in Charge” of you.

 

“Seinfeld” and “Frasier” “George Lopez”, “Roseanne”

“Will and Grace” and even “Black Adder”

We’re “All in the family” together my friend

And it’s only the “Family [that] Matters”