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A Scottish Pirate Sea Shanty

By: Brandie Hyde (A parody of “The Scotsman” originally performed by Bryan Bowers, original lyrics by Mike Cross; Pirate themed adaptation)   Well a pi-rate dressed in fine at-tire, left the tav-ern he’d en-dared It was clear, by how he slur-ed his words, that his poor liv-er had failed. He stum-bled till was fin-nally forced…

Spring 2013–Fiction

The Labyrinth by William Hugel Nice Guys Finish Last by Doug Kolakowski The Shedding of Love by Chloe Churchill All Because of a Penis by April Newcity Our Apocalypse; What Became of Us by Megan Finsel Eternal Revenge by Catiana Jean Psych by Brandie Hyde  

Life and Love in a Junk Drawer

By: Shannon Powell Counting pennies to save for a new car Popping the cork on a new millennium On pins and needles wondering if it’s a boy or a girl Lighting candles year after year…it’s amazing how time passes you by Calculating the risks in choosing happiness Could I comb out the tangled mess I’d…

~I Return the Favor~

by: Sesshy Sensation Lilly, the girl everyone finds so silly She knows what she does, and does it willingly She offers her services and coax him arduously Knowing that he in fact belongs to me She comes off as thoughtless, but she is sly She makes it her duty to befriend you-you ask why She…

A Sirius Attraction

by: Megan Finsel And we danced together, You and me, held forever, 8.6 light years, light on our feet. Trapped in this cosmos this eternity, Bodies burning, 24,800 Kelvin, A and B, you and me, welcome to ecstasy. Around and around, whirling we go; orbital eccentricity. First 31.5 AU then 8.1 AU and back again,…

Stranger on the Bus

by: Ksenia Arkhangelski I don’t know who you are, I don’t why you’re on the bus. Maybe, like me, you crashed your car? I don’t know what you’re thinking As I sniffle next to you, My heart like Titanic splitting, sinking. I don’t know how your life’s been You’ve no doubt shed more deserved tears…

Elderly Man Found Drowned in River

by: William Peters (Dramatic poem) I float under here and hear the town’s words You talked about me. Your voices are soothing to me now, your consonants rounded, Fuzzy around the edges. When I walked the streets in town you took in my high waisted pants My cataract eyes, my teeth (did I put them…