Recipe for Loss by Jeremiah Shearer ~ep

08 May

Ingredients:
1 father
1 son
alcohol
cigarettes
cancer 1
cancer 2
pain
football
movies
tv
coffin

Directions:
Mix father and son, add a dash of movies and tv, and a cup of football. Include a modicum of cigarettes and alcohol. Let sit for fifteen years. Add a mountain of cigarettes and a lake of alcohol, mix with a tablespoon of pain and cancer 1. Let marinate for two years. Finally, add cancer 2, and drown all other ingredients in an ocean of pain. Serve in a coffin.

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